The Jack Bauer Workplace Challenge - 1/16/06

Jack Bauer uses these lines in a typical workday, why not you?

9AM HOUR
"I don't work for you. You want my intel? Fine. But I'm doing this my way."

10AM HOUR
"People were going to die here today. That was their plan."

Can you get away with saying things like this during YOUR typical workday? Share how you would like to use these lines in your typical workday in the Comments section. Brownie points for those who actually get to use these lines in a workday!