Rocky VI

Looks like Sylvester Stallone got the go-ahead for a new "Rocky" movie. Only in this one, he's a widower. No "Yo, Aidrian!" plaintive wails.

This means that out of the principal characters from the first movie, the only ones to survive are Paulie, a degenerate alcoholic and Rocky, who wins fights by letting the other guys hit him in the head until they tire themselves out.

I don't think his shoulders will have enough room for all the angels looking for space there.

I don't know what's more absurd: the name of the villian is Mason "the Line" Dixon, or the fact that Stallone goes right to filming Rambo IV after this.