Getting The Facts Straight On Bush's New Iraw Plan

The media has Bush's new Iraq plan all wrong, although they are correct that it will be unpopular and cause outrage.

Contrary to popular reports, Bush will not be sending more troops to Iraq. In fact, he will be reducing the number of troops to just one.

However, that single soldier will be Jack Bauer, and Bush is sure to face imminent impeachment by an irate viewing public as this will cause the eagerly-anticipated new season of "24" to be postponed.