Japanese Prime Minisuter Accidentally Weds Bush and Presley

WASHINGTON, DC - Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi got carried away during his recent Graceland visit and accidentally wed George W. Bush and Lisa Marie Presley.

"We thought he was trying to emulate the real Elvis," said White house spokesman Tony Snow. "But unfortunately it turns out he's actually a big fan of Vegas Elvis impersonators."

White House lawyers were scrambling to research precendents to see if the vows are binding.
"So far it doesn't look good," said a source. "It looks like he's afforded the same legal standing as a cruise ship captain for weddings. Laura is mad as hell."

Reactions from Presley's family were similarly negative.

"Accident or no, I can't believe she would get involved with a freak like that," said Presley's ex-husband Michael Jackson.

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