Friday, August 25, 2006

It's A Small World After All

Pluto was declassified as a planet today. In an effort to appease DisneyCorp, which was upset at losing the only planet named after a character, the International Astronimical Union agrees to name the remaining planets after the Seven Dwarves.

In a related story, to achieve a seven-planet solar system to accomodate this new naming convention, DisneyCorp was allowed to use a super-secret missle stored in EuroDisney to destroy the planet Uranus. DisneyCorp executives said the planet's name made them "uncomfortable."


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