The Jack Bauer School Of Criminal Justice

COURSE SELECTION

Class Title:
Making The Stockholm Syndrome Work For You
Description:
Need some loyal helpers in a pinch? Learn how to make the people you kidnap, interrogate and torture work for you!
Required Reading:
"Leave My Lips Intact 'Cause I Want To Kiss You" by Audrey Raines

Class Title:
Juggling The Work/Life Balance During A Crisis
Description:
Learn effective methods to deal with personal distractions that may interfere with your mission.
Required Reading:
"Liars, Cougars & Bear Traps, Oh My!" by Kim Bauer. (Foreword by Erin Driscoll)

Class Title:
The 25th Amendment & You
Description:
From the Founding Fathers to lawmakers in 1967, the delicate process of Presidential Succession has been honed to a precise protocol. Learn how to totally ignore that protocol and have David Palmer guide your actions whether he is President or not, alive or not.
Required Reading:
"Even When I Have Him Shot, David Palmer Still Calls The Shots" by President Charles Logan

Class Title:
Dealing With Bureaucratic hierarchy
Description:
Seems like every hour you call in from the field only to find there's someone else sent over from Division in charge, intent to crack down on your activities. Learn tips to take this in stride and before you know it, you'll have them signing out federal witnesses for you to decapitate!
Required Reading:
"How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bauer" by George Mason

Class Title:
Basic Techie Tech
Description:
Out in the field, you can't waste time by having your systems analyst explain how to work every single device. Learning a few basics about devices you are most likely to find on the corpses of your enemies can be a real time-saver!
Required Reading:
"Don't Bother Reading This Because You're Too Stupid To Understand It Anyway" by Chloe O'Brien

Other 24 Humor:
Jack Bauer as Coach of the Oakland Raiders
Jack Bauer Workplace Challenge I
Jack Bauer Workplace Challenge II
Jack Bauer Workplace Challenge III
Jack Bauer Workplace Challenge IV