Purple Eggplant Reservations

The folks at the Purple Eggplant are suggesting you should call prior to the Friday night show. Please call 781-871-7175 for reservations. Thanks!

Firing Squad (Part 1)

Gary Glitter could get the firing squad in Vietnam

I wonder if instead of doing the usual 3-2-1-FIRE! they'll use Rock & Roll Part 1, shooting at the "HEY!" part.

Bathroom Androids

Due to popular demand, I should provide a link for Android Bathroom humor. When they're not patrolling the bathrooms of doomed department stores, they might be found here, or possibly starring in Jerry Bruckheimer movies.

French Rioting

Are they still burning cars in France? What the heck is going on over there...has anyone checked to see if Dick Cheney has any stock in Renualt or Puegot? How long before some GM executives figure out that if they incite some riots over here people will have to buy new cars?

COMEDY SCHEDULE - 11/13/15

FRIDAY, DEC. 2
Purple Eggplant
Rte. 18
Abington, MA
9PM

MONDAY, DEC. 26
Comedy Connection
Faneuil Hall
Boston, MA
8PM

Dammit! I'm a Captain Not A Model

I know this is an old picture, since Shatner has hair, but I still think its funny. It almost seems as if this were taken when the show was going off the air and Shatner is saying, "If I don't get paid, I'm going to take this globe with me."