Thursday, December 15, 2005

Tax Dollars At Work

Actual Headline on Yahoo! News:

NTSB: Plane At Midway Needed More Runway

No shit?! I was wondering why it crashed through a fence out onto a Chicago street. I thought it just needed a coffee.

Saturday, December 10, 2005

New MySpace Account

Okay, I signed up for a MySpace account and got a page that said, "You must be someone's friend to make comments." Seeing how that's utterly pathetic, if anyone has a MySpace account and would like to be my friend (*sniff, sniff*) please link or whatever the hell it is they do there. I actually have one friend, some guy that came on automatically named Tom. It looks like some sort of administrator but there are a couple of messages from him that say "come see some bands" and "I'm going snowboarding." Um, good for you, Chief. I'm all set.

Sunday, December 04, 2005

New Site Debut

The latest spin-off of Joe Calapai Living Omnimedia is The Calapai Report, a sports news parody website. I wanted to do something more elaborate with a stand-alone site that was a parody of The Remy Report but ended up setting it up as a free Blogger site for now. Check it out - pass it along; it will be updated frequently:

Arkansas Man Scales White House Fence

Apparently Bill Clinton is really desperate to find a way back into the White House.