Tax Dollars At Work

Actual Headline on Yahoo! News:

NTSB: Plane At Midway Needed More Runway

No shit?! I was wondering why it crashed through a fence out onto a Chicago street. I thought it just needed a coffee.

New MySpace Account

Okay, I signed up for a MySpace account and got a page that said, "You must be someone's friend to make comments." Seeing how that's utterly pathetic, if anyone has a MySpace account and would like to be my friend (*sniff, sniff*) please link or whatever the hell it is they do there. I actually have one friend, some guy that came on automatically named Tom. It looks like some sort of administrator but there are a couple of messages from him that say "come see some bands" and "I'm going snowboarding." Um, good for you, Chief. I'm all set.

New Site Debut

The latest spin-off of Joe Calapai Living Omnimedia is The Calapai Report, a sports news parody website. I wanted to do something more elaborate with a stand-alone site that was a parody of The Remy Report but ended up setting it up as a free Blogger site for now. Check it out - pass it along; it will be updated frequently: calapaireport.blogspot.com.

Arkansas Man Scales White House Fence

Apparently Bill Clinton is really desperate to find a way back into the White House.